Disclaimer: This may not be appreciated by those over the age of say, 12, or those who do not find bodily functions occasionally funny. However, although I am not 12, I found it highly entertaining. It may just be that the +30 degree weather has fried my brain. It also didn't happen to me!
Overheard: Loud "THWACK" from the direction of the black leather couch where Dwayne has been sitting reading.
Me: "What was that?"
Dwayne: "A big beetle. It was crawling into my butt crack."
Me: Hysterical laughter.
Warning: This could happen to you if you sit around in only your shorts on a hot day.